Surreality

This is so funny I just had to quote it:

Zippy:  Griffy, does th' SUN circle th' EARTH?

Griffy:  Nope, other way around!

Zippy:  Does th' MOON emit its own LIGHT?

Griffy:  Nope, reflects th' SUN'S...

Zippy:  Then I've based my whole FAITH on several FALSEHOODS!

Griffy:  That's th' way the DOGMA crumbles, Zippy...

Zippy:  But without NUTTY BELIEFS, th' sales of many best-selling BOOKS would PLUMMET!

Griffy:  Really bad writing ALONE cannot explain th' success of "THE DA VINCI CODE"!

¶ 1/04/2006 04:43:00 PM