This is so funny I just had to quote it:
Zippy: Griffy, does th' SUN circle th' EARTH?
Griffy: Nope, other way around!
Zippy: Does th' MOON emit its own LIGHT?
Griffy: Nope, reflects th' SUN'S...
Zippy: Then I've based my whole FAITH on several FALSEHOODS!
Griffy: That's th' way the DOGMA crumbles, Zippy...
Zippy: But without NUTTY BELIEFS, th' sales of many best-selling BOOKS would PLUMMET!
Griffy: Really bad writing ALONE cannot explain th' success of "THE DA VINCI CODE"!
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